Signs

Church signs are possibly the most sickening and embarrassing thing in the church’s arsenal.  For some reason we think that people will be drawn into our church if we string up a poster with an obscure old testament quote with a picture of a cute nuclear family (usually made up of a white dad, a black mum, two Asian kids and a puppy to be welcoming to everyone) sitting on a hilltop.

Every so often, you get a peach and so this part of 23twenty is dedicated to the best and worse church posters, signs, advertising campaigns, sandwich boards and yes, t-shirts.

Sign 1

Taste

I really don’t like this poster – its not the most cringy but its just straight up pointless.  Just why?  Why did you spend money on this, what was your desired outcome.  I used to walk past this every day on my way to church and it drove me mental. 

It was in Liverpool aswell and most of the community had never seen an orange before, If it had had a Big Mac on it, they’d have flocked in!

 

T-Shirt 1

I heard there'd be Christian girls here

Genius!

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